What are you doing here??
 

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming  from the
 bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the
 bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman!
 
 He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his
 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy!  Uncle Ted's hiding in your
 closet and he's got no clothes on!"  The guy slams the phone down and storms
 upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the
 wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on
 the closet floor.
 
 "You rotten bastard," says the husband, "My wife's having a heart  attack and
 you're running around naked scaring the kids."