The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican and because they are "The
  Seven Dwarfs" they are ushered in to see the Pope.  Dopey leads the pack.
  Dopey, my son," says the Pope,  "What can do for you?
  Dopey asks, "Excuse me, your Excellency, but are there any dwarf
  nuns in Rome?" The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for
 a moment
  and answers.  "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
  In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling.  Dopey
  turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.
  Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all
  of Europe?"   The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then
  answers,  "No,  Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
  This time all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.  Once
  again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
  Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope!  Are there ANY dwarf nuns
  anywhere in the world?"
  I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
 
  The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding
the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin
 chanting.............. "Dopey kissed a penguin!  Dopey kissed a penguin!"