IRISH BREW

  Two Irishmen were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter.

  While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled
across an old lamp. Curiously he rubbed the lamp. To the amazement of the two
castaways, a genie came forth.

  This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard
  three.

  "I don't believe this", the startled man said.

  Without giving much thought to the matter he blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!"

  The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest irish brew ever sampled by mortals.

  Simultaneously, the genie vanished. The gentle lapping of beer on the hull of the life boat
  made the only sound as the two men sat silently considering their circumstances.

  One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted.

  Suddenly, after a long, tension filled moment, he spoke:
       "Nice going, idiot! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat!"