Subject: Barracks door
 
 

 The General hired a new secretary. She was  young, sweet and
polite.

 One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly  was open.
Upon leaving the room, she courteously  said, "Oh by the way sir, did you know
 that your barracks door was open?"

 He did not understand her remark, but later on he  happened to
look down and saw that his zipper was open.

He decided to have some fun with his new employee.  Calling her
in, he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when   you saw my barracks door
open, did you see a soldier  standing at attention?"

 The secretary, who was quite witty, replied,"Why no sir, all I
 saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."