Legal Lunch
 

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.
Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them,
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"
The attorneys looked at each other,
shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
 

                             The Attorney died

  One day a man calls his attorney’s office “Is the attorney in?”
   The secretary told him “I’m sorry sir, but the attorney died last week”.
   A couple days later he calls again….”Is the attorney in?”
   “I’m sorry, sir, he died last week”.
   A week after the man calls again….”Is the attorney in?” he asked.
   I told you the attorney died two weeks ago….why do you keep calling?”  asked
    the secretary.
   “I just love hearing it” he replied.

 

 
 
 
 

                             Attorney safe Sex

     Q:  What do attorneys use for birth control?

    A:  Their personalities!